This so-called “Ddogbook” [sic] by “bredle” is probably the worst literary work of any kind I have ever had the misfortune of reading. First of all, I received it as a gift from someone I hate. Second, there is only one page. Seriously, it’s one page, and it doesn’t even have a cover, it’s just a piece of printer paper covered with childish pictures of dogs drawn with scented markers. Amazon apparently just threw the paper in the box so it came crumpled. When I opened the box the concentrated markerscents overwhelmed me and I lost consciousness for somewhere between 2 and 5 hours. After I woke up and put my soiled clothes in the laundry I sat down and tried, without success, to make sense of bredle’s illegible scrawlings through my pounding headache. I hated this book so much I actually hurled it into the toilet and shit my lunch (shrimp) onto it before flushing it into permanent watery oblivion. Anyway, if you are still reading this I strongly advise you not to buy this “book” by a clearly illiterate and retarded author.