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NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S HAPPENING TO THEM AND THEY ALL WANT IT TO BE OKAY                                                                                                                                    EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT'S HAPPENING TO THEM AND NO ONE WANTS IT TO BE OKAY
The Reality Institute
    • A simple survey
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    • Hey, what's real™?
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    • Real™ is:
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    David Foster Wallace’s syllabi and various other noted on documents

    “So any student who groans, smirks, mimes machine gunning or onanism, chortles, eye-rolls, or in any way ridicules some other student’s in-class question/comment will be warned once in private and on the second offense, will be kicked out of class and flunked, no matter what week it is. If the offender is male, I am also apt to find him off-campus and beat him up.”

    Professors, take note of proper conduct.

    (via goddamnimglam)

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